From the Mouths of Babes

"You're a grown-ass lady. Do not put on Pampers thinkin' you gon' drive 900 miles without stopping. You're an astronaut? That ain't smart, not one bit. You gonna have to stop some time, why would you ride around with boo boo in your pants? Work it out!"

My student, in re: astronaut arrested for attempted murder.


themichaelbauer said...

i heard she just picked up an ad campaign from huggies. "Astronauts use Huggies in while flying in outer space and on crazy murder sprees. You should to...."

...Banter said...

i was thinking the same thing, however, that kid stated it much better than i could. seriously.