"There is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms." HST
12.31.2007
Addendum
At Chris's request, I took down a picture of him and Asher because "you are projecting an image of, fucking, I mean, it's not a real thing, man. The picture creates more than you create, man."
You all know the image I'm talking about. I hate getting fake Christmas cards from people smiling with their dogs. Especially when you know their marriage is awkwardly depressing. I'm perfectly happy with my marriage after almost over two years, but I don't want to project that image. I always interpret those cards two ways: either you’re faking it because they only care about appearance, or you’re rubbing it in out of sheer conceit. And I really hate fake shit.
Sorry for sending my XMAS card that had a picture of my wife and my dogs, Chris. I must have been so conceited that I didn't just want to share pictures of my wife and what we had done over the past year. Our bad for thinking that you might want to see it. Don't worry, we won't send it to Leola next year. We must have been so fake that we forgot to include the picture of us beating each other.
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You all know the image I'm talking about. I hate getting fake Christmas cards from people smiling with their dogs. Especially when you know their marriage is awkwardly depressing. I'm perfectly happy with my marriage after almost over two years, but I don't want to project that image. I always interpret those cards two ways: either you’re faking it because they only care about appearance, or you’re rubbing it in out of sheer conceit. And I really hate fake shit.
Your hair is fake.
I'm drunk. SORRY! Wolverine.
Sorry for sending my XMAS card that had a picture of my wife and my dogs, Chris. I must have been so conceited that I didn't just want to share pictures of my wife and what we had done over the past year. Our bad for thinking that you might want to see it. Don't worry, we won't send it to Leola next year. We must have been so fake that we forgot to include the picture of us beating each other.
Well, it wouldn't be such a big deal, Kups, if I didn't know for a FACT that your so-called "dogs" are cyborgs.
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