One More Thing...

...that's completely irrelevent.

How many more seasons until American Idol has split screens during auditions, with one side showing the ridiculous performers, and the other side showing Paula's drugged out, lazy-eyed, word-slurring, wrinkled-tits reaction? I know I'm not alone in my demand for this.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: delusional people getting their dreams shattered in a cruel, intentional manner never ceases to be funny. I love the next four months, when I get to be a vocal expert. Time to get me to River City...

P.S. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd upload the pictures my grandma took of Ryan Seacrest at the Arch.